“how would your friends describe you?”
rayquaza: it is my eternal duty to keep the peace and prevent pointless fighting between the legendary pokemon
deoxys: hi
rayquaza:
Every single one of these headlines sure is something
It’s genuinely the fucking end times
who needs asmr when I can lay here in the dark listening to my dog furiously licking his own ass at what seems like an impossibly high volume
“her race isnt an issue but isn’t starfire supposed to be orange.”
“okay but she looks like a ghetto crackwhore hooker in that getup”
kory in literally a bell bottom suit and mini-dresses with and w/o a fur coat.
multiple starfires from in the comics who are apparently modest as hell:
“k, well her hair was never like that in the comics or cartoon.”
“she doesn’t shoot actual fire, the writers are idiots.”
“whatever I didnt wanna say it but she isn’t supposed to be black.”
